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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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