- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

The New York Giants

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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