What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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