What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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y u no like me joke?

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hi

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Worms don't like apples.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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PENIS lol

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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