- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

my gramma died

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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