- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

A Mormon walks into a bar

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