- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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