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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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