- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

alex is cool

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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