- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

How do you make a little girl cry?

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

if you don't like this you're gay

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

I don't believe in giraffes.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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