- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

hey hey apple

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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