- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Okay, after this one then...

Knock, Knock Come in

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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