why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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