Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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