- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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