George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Anti Joke

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