- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Women's Rights

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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