- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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