what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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KOOKABURRA

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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