- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Y u do dis?

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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