Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Gus's mom

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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