Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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No soup for you!

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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