- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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