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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

the economy.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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