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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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