- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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