- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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