Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Hello.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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