A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Womans baksetball...

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Kys

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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