- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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