- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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