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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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