Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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I don't get it

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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