- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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