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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear