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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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