- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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