- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

this website is a bad joke

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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