What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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