- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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