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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?