- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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