- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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