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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Nickelback

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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