Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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