There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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