- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Ms Leong Sux

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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