- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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