- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why can't february march Because april may

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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