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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A man walked into a bar owch

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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