- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Asian women drivers...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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