- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A woman walks into a bar.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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