Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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