Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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