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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

The cream, it is coming

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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