- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

A van drives into a car.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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