- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Oh s***

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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