- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Detroit has a low crime rate

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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