What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

woman's lacrosse

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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