- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Equal rights!

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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