- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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