- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Sam Hengal.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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