- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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