- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What is brown and sticky? A stick

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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