- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Massie is a fatass

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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