- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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