- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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