What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

you give like i give lomain

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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