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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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