- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

William wright is Gay

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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