Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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you see theres this guy.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Mooses

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BIG MAC'S

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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