- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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