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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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