Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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knock knock come in !

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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How about that airline food?

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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