Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Anti Joke

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