I had a lemon. hi.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Anti Joke

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