Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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all your base are belong to mark

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Penis

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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