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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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