youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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