Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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PENIS lol

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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