- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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