- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

poopy is poopy

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Cancer.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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