- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

were at work systems r down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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