Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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