- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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