"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What page are you on The gay page.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

My dad

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

The GOV and the WHO?

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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