Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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