theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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