Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Barack Obama.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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This is not a joke.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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