A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

i like it in the mouth

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

there once was a black man who played basketball

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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