What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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