Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

A penis walks into a bar..

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

How does a black guy die? Unknown

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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