what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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