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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Good afternoon.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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