Yellow People !!

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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