Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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#IHateHashtags

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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