- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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