- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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