- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

whats green and slimy? green slim

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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