What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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