- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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