Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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