- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

God is real.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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