- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

noah is a scrub jungle

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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