What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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WNBA

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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