Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Good job, son.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Wenis Penis

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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