- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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