Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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women's rights

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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