Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Emily Walker.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Wenis Penis

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Good job, son.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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