- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Why was the man sad His got raped

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Romans rights.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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