- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

How did the dog die? He was put down.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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