- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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