- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Knock Knock. Not home.

yolo your orange looks orange

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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