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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

You know whats funny? Women's rights

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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