- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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