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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

you will like this because i am black.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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