why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Can anyone Lenin money?

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Male leadership.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Anti Joke

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