What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Caolan and Eamon

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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