Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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penis

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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