People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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