Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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