- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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