What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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