- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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