what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

HEY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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